New Author Introduction: Stormwarning

New Author Introduction: Stormwarning

Hi, I’m stormwarning.

I have the jokes. The very bad, unfunny jokes. I am on this website to improve the jokes that I have, but also to get more. I shall steal them.

Personally, I consider myself a failure at all things internet. That will also improve.

You will notice that I often write about death. That is because people die all the time and the thought of that comforts me. I am trying to be less comforted by that and more comforted by actual comforting things like fuzzy animals.

Have a good day.

The New Week Welcomes You

The New Week Welcomes You

And we at Home Clipart Animal Deer welcome you as well.

Hi.

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As you may know from the news (or yesterday’s Eve of Iowa story), the Iowa Caucuses are today, and therefore Election ‘016: The Series is finally ramping back up after 51 stories of nonsense and mayhem. We posted our Monday story yesterday (again, Eve of Iowa, read now) so we won’t have anything today, but you’d better get excited for all the stuff we’re going to post for this story series in the near future, AKA probably from now until March 15th. Unless the GOP race turns into a heated contest and ends up with a contested convention in July in which case we’re going to have the ultimate Presidential Election parody series of all time.

Even though a week or two ago I did say that it was possible and didn’t happen, Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica WILL be updating again, finally. So we’re actually going to have some good Saturday posts other than terrible one-off pictures.

Also, we may have a story-related surprise later this week! If it happens it will be very exciting so make sure to set your calendars and constantly F5 this page in hopes that you will get the event the moment it happens (Or just Subscribe!).

Moonglasses Magazine – First Issue

Moonglasses Magazine – First Issue

Feb-Cover

A few compatriots of mine have released the first issue of Moonglasses Magazine, a literary magazine that features the best in funny, strange, and experimental writing (much like HCAD itself). I really recommend you read it, because all the pieces are great.

 

Read the new issue of Moonglasses Magazine here!

Subscribe Now, Yo

Subscribe Now, Yo

My sources tell me that having a subscription button (as HCAD has on the sidebar) is like, an okay thing, but you should never underestimate the power of actually asking. So I guess I’ll do this: Anyone wanna subscribe to Home Clipart Animal Deer’s posts? It’s really fun and easy and you’ll be able to read all the coolest posts by the HCAD crew.

(Also, leaving feedback on our site is 100% the best thing you can do; we have been operating for about five months blind and have little to go off of in terms of what kind of content people like, dislike, etc. and it’d be good to know that stuff.)

Welcoming Yet Another Week on HCAD

Welcoming Yet Another Week on HCAD

Home Clipart Animal Deer apparently got a lot of hits last week, especially from that John Kasich Anime story which seems to have been linked on multiple websites. Well, hopefully some of those people who read that story are going to read this week’s stories because we have some really good stuff to show you. Don’t only stay tuned for more, but constantly refresh in hopes that there’ll be a new page (or just subscribe via email).

The two serial stories on Saturday, The Project and Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica, have obviously both been on a bit of a hiatus as of late. No promises, but that might change this weekend. It all depends on how much writing I can get done.

Also, don’t forget that we’re looking for another writer to join our ranks!

Home Clipart Animal Deer: Now Seeking New Writers

Home Clipart Animal Deer: Now Seeking New Writers

Home Clipart Animal Deer is searching for new talent! Or ability to write a bunch of dumb stories about presidential candidates and clipart. Either is acceptable to us.

 

We’re going to take this site to the next level in order to provide the best HCAD Experience for all of our fine readers out there. Due to many commitments from both of HCAD’s current authors, it is getting hard to maintain and improve the amount and quality (haha) of content on the site. But with your help, just maybe, we will be able to fulfill the site’s true potential and become the premier PML (Peddling of Mediocre Literature) service in the tri-state area.

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If you’re interested in writing stories that would fit with the HCAD Brand®, including and especially serial fiction, or if you’re interested in contributing articles that you think should find a home here, then read on for the details:

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It Is Welcomed, This Week of Ours

It Is Welcomed, This Week of Ours

Okay, so like, today’s Monday. You know what that means.

A new week of Home Clipart Animal Deer, of course.

We’ve got a few new posts to show you. They will be some pretty entertaining posts.

However… Like, we’re still working on a new schedule for our postings, so don’t be worried if there are some strange gaps (and there have been some).

We’ve both started new semesters at school and are still trying to sort things out.

Also, we’re going to start looking for help with the site. This might be something of interest for you. Stay tuned for a post related to that.

Hey

Hey

New year, same ol’ HCAD, baby! That’s right, were resolutioning to keep doing exactly what we’ve been doing for months. More cliparts. More election stories. More me forgetting to do what I’m supposed to do ahead of time and cobbling something together at the last minute. Why? Because we’re here for you and we always will be. Stay beautiful, people.

The Welcome-ing

The Welcome-ing

It’s been nearly a week since the last post, but now we’re finally back! Home Clipart Animal Deer is here, and not at all hungover from various Christmas and/or Boxing Day parties.

Now that we’re here on the new .wordpress.com-less website, we can do a lot more cool things, like post some more stories. That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Stay tuned for more stuff.

Also coming at you soon will be a bit of a shakeup of the site to start the new year. We’ll talk about that… next week. There may be anime involved but that’s not decided just yet.

A Million Little Welcomes

A Million Little Welcomes

Home Clipart Animal Deer is here and it is now the new week. You will be receiving new posts that will contain content and many things in them that are known as words.

 

These words will be very interesting for many people to see because of the fact that many of these words will be associated with the holiday known as Christmas which is coming up on the day that is known as Friday. We will know about that in the future.