[Movies We Haven’t Watched] George of the Jungle

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] George of the Jungle

Our intrepid narrator (Keith Scott) helps George save himself from risking his own life and limb. This is done while making sure George is as attractive as George can be at all times. The narrator’s work is cut out for him since situational and slapstick humor make up the majority of this film, but there are only so many times a man can fail to watch out for a tree before the joke gets old. Continue reading “[Movies We Haven’t Watched] George of the Jungle” »

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark

So…I joined Dr. Walton’s class because I heard good things about his face. Like, honestly, why would I care about how to dig up old dead stuff? I’m an early childhood education major and this was an elective option, plus I heard that…sometimes Dr. Walton completely forgets about assignments because he has more important stuff to do. Continue reading “[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark” »

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Angry Bird Man

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Angry Bird Man

 

Angry Bird Man

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Let’s be honest here. Nobody cares about no angry fowls gettin’ all mad from no pigs fighting each other and stealing eggs or whatever. Celebrity voice actors or whatever are stupid and really, it’s just not something that people can really enjoy in the first place. No, the world wants story. They want action. They want innovation and captivation.

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[Movies We Haven’t Watched] The Devil Wears Gucci

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] The Devil Wears Gucci

Anne Hathaway, now much more fashionable and worldly than in the last movie where Anne hathaway works for a fashion company, has a new job with a new awful and manipulative boss. She also still has her boyfriend she may or may not have had/gotten during The Devil Wears Prada. Continue reading “[Movies We Haven’t Watched] The Devil Wears Gucci” »

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Citizen Can-Do

[Movies We Haven’t Watched] Citizen Can-Do

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Citizen Can-Do

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“You might be wondering why I called all you here today,” The Citizen told the crowd in front of him in the theatre. He wore a grin from ear to ear, like a mischievous cat that also drove taxis. “Well, it’s because your dearly beloved Mr. Can-Do has passed away in his sleep.”

One guy in the crowd raised his hand. “Uh, why are you telling us this? It happened last week.”

“Because I have proof that he was not killed by an accident!” The Citizen said. “And it pleases me to tell you that one of you in this room was the culprit!”

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[Stories We Haven’t Read] A Study in Scarlet

[Stories We Haven’t Read] A Study in Scarlet

The hex code of the day was #ff2400. Holmes and Watson, two prestigious men of their day, painted the walls of their study #ff2400. Together. They did a lot of things together, like solving murders without any definitive evidence. They also lived together.

They wanted to paint their study in a shade of red that sounded more pretentious than it looked. Scarlet. They now had a study in scarlet. It was beautiful. Continue reading “[Stories We Haven’t Read] A Study in Scarlet” »