[Clipart 041] Cat Taxi Driver

[Clipart 041] Cat Taxi Driver

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Dev stared out the coffee shop window and tapped the bottom of his coffee cup over his open mouth. The dull green and tan cup, sleeve, and lid were plastered with a dozen marks denoting its biodegradablity and ecofriendlyness. Dev chucked it into the small black wastebasket next to the complex of color-coded recycling bins. The last drop of lukewarm cappuchino barely registered as it rolled across his tongue. Dev savored the final spectral taste for a moment before his gaze shifted back to the iPhone sitting in front of him. It had been 18 minutes since he ordered his Uber and he was getting dangerously close to writing a scathing App Store review.

“Uber driver 5 minutes away my ass.” Dev posted as a status on Facebook. The post garnered 56 likes and several threads arguing the merits of Uber vs Lyft when a black Prius pulled into the fire lane and turned on its flashers. Dev stormed out of the coffee shop and threw his bag and himself into the back seat of the unassuming sedan without a word. Continue reading “[Clipart 041] Cat Taxi Driver” »

[Clipart 024] Lizard Person

[Clipart 024] Lizard Person

lizard-personThe lizard person sat in his grandiose desk chair, the scales on his hands scraping at the leather upholstery. A series of manila envelopes were strewn on the desk in front of him, each labeled with a different name. Operation Ending Freedom. Operation Slaughter Christian Children. Operation Let Tens of Thousands of Terrorists into America. He tapped the table with his tremendous claws, each hit chipping away another bit of wood.

He grabbed the Operation Slaughter Christian Children dossier and thumbed through it. The images enclosed pleased him. There were pictures of the Planned Parenthood logo, a chart detailing the hundreds of billions of dollars that would go towards directly funding abortions, and a series of pictures taken from various clinics, or abortatoriums, around the nation. A picture of an aborted fetus being dissected on an operating table especially caught his eye. Continue reading “[Clipart 024] Lizard Person” »