[Clipart] Eat Drink Speak Think Feel

[Clipart] Eat Drink Speak Think Feel

Eat Drink Speak Think Feel

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Emotions. Those things were a useless construct created by the patriarchy to control how we acted and reacted to events both within and without our control. Now they are useless. We have our base desires, but emotions are not any of them.

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[Clipart 051] Cow Cow Cartoon

[Clipart 051] Cow Cow Cartoon

(Hey, I actually wrote something!)

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“Howdy, kids! It’s me, your pal Cow Cow!” said Cow Cow the Cartoon Cow to nobody in particular as he jigged a merry jig across the rolling green pastures of McCormick Farms, leaping between the smelly piles of hide and fat that were the other cattle. “I’m here to teach y’all about friendship!”

The other cows didn’t make eye contact with the frolicking bovine, but not out of annoyance or spite. They were simply too stupid to know or care about how absurd it was that there was a cow dancing on its hind legs and singing. They just looked off with a glazed over, wall-eyed stare, chewing their cud and occasionally letting out a moo or a puff of gas. Farmer McCormick was making his weekly rounds, checking every other cow or so for any defects or disease. He’d inspect their gums, check for any cuts or other surface symptoms and, when everything appeared to be in working order, he would let them return to grazing. He ran a pretty tight ship, so there were very few times that he had to call in a vet to patch up one of the animals… or a more drastic solution. Today, however, was the exception. Continue reading “[Clipart 051] Cow Cow Cartoon” »

[Clipart 035] Soup is Good

[Clipart 035] Soup is Good

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“I’ll have the sauteed salmon with dill butter.” Madeline folded up her menu and passed it to the waitress.

“Alrighty, that comes with a soup or salad. Which one can I get you, hon?”

“Hmmm, I’m not sure. We’ve never been here before. What do you recommend?”

“Oh, I always recommend the soup. The soup is good! It’s honestly my favorite thing on the menu.”

“Wow, high praise! It’s decided, then.”

“Excellent choice, ma’am. You won’t be disappointed.” The waitress shifted her focus to Harold, who was still grimacing at the entrees section. “And you, hon?”

“Gimmie a minute. Still trying to figure out what I want.”

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