[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 10

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 10

Chapter 10


“Well then, let’s get started. Talk.”

Madoka tried to clear her eyes from crying for a really long time. “Man…” she said to the other Madoka in the black hood, Shinigamidoka apparently. “I thought I was going to be crying for a week, but then it turned into a month. I thought certain people were better at keeping consistent schedules than that.”

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The New Week Welcomes You

The New Week Welcomes You

And we at Home Clipart Animal Deer welcome you as well.



As you may know from the news (or yesterday’s Eve of Iowa story), the Iowa Caucuses are today, and therefore Election ‘016: The Series is finally ramping back up after 51 stories of nonsense and mayhem. We posted our Monday story yesterday (again, Eve of Iowa, read now) so we won’t have anything today, but you’d better get excited for all the stuff we’re going to post for this story series in the near future, AKA probably from now until March 15th. Unless the GOP race turns into a heated contest and ends up with a contested convention in July in which case we’re going to have the ultimate Presidential Election parody series of all time.

Even though a week or two ago I did say that it was possible and didn’t happen, Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica WILL be updating again, finally. So we’re actually going to have some good Saturday posts other than terrible one-off pictures.

Also, we may have a story-related surprise later this week! If it happens it will be very exciting so make sure to set your calendars and constantly F5 this page in hopes that you will get the event the moment it happens (Or just Subscribe!).

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 9

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 9

Chapter 9


Kyoko and Asuka sat around at the table, drinking (apple) ciders. It was very quiet with most of the team gone to some strange alternate universe with which they had no direct line of contact, so they were making the most of it by relaxing and definitely not getting drunk because their drinks were completely non-alcoholic.

Asuka wasn’t entirely sure how Kyoko felt at the moment. She seemed happy, but she wasn’t sure… “Kyoko, how are you right now?”

“Eh?” Kyoko seemed confused.

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[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 8

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 8

Chapter 8


Now, back to the main story…


Madoka had scarcely enough time to dodge a gigantic beam of light headed right towards her. It actually hit the side of her magical girl uniform and singed it quite badly, which sucked because she just got this new uniform three months ago and was already going to have to replace it.

Beside her, the Madoka with a giant scythe, draped in black, looked beaten badly but more determined than anyone she had ever seen. The black Madoka saw her and pointed at her with her scythe-free hand. “You!” she shouted. “I don’t know who you are, but you need to help us!”

“Uh, from what?”

“From that!” She pointed, with her scythe, at the being floating at the sky, who several other magical girls were currently dueling. “Her name is Kiiko Kawakami, and she’s completely wrecked our planet!”


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[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 7-2

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 7-2

Chapter 7-2


Homura Akemi could do nothing but stare. She couldn’t act, because she was too weak. She couldn’t run, because she wouldn’t let herself. She cried, and cried, and that was all she did.

She kept staring, and stared at Mami Tomoe’s bloodied, headless body. “This thing… it killed her…” she said, mostly to herself. She couldn’t bring herself to believe this was all really happening.

Mado–no, Kaname-san–touched her back and rubbed it gently. Homura felt warm… but only for a second. She realized that Kaname was walking away from her, and towards that giant witch in the sky. “No! You can’t beat it by yourself!” she cried to the girl who saved her, the girl she loved. “It’s too strong! It’ll kill you, Kaname-san!”

And there it was, Kaname’s steadfast moral principles, holding to the very end. It was the thing Homura loved most about her, and the thing she knew Kaname could never control. “Even so, I have to protect everyone. It’s my job; I’m a magical girl.”

Homura burst into tears again. “Please… You can run away! This… It’s all hopeless! No one would blame you if you did, Kaname-san. I wouldn’t.”

Kaname gave her biggest smile. “Homura…” she began. “It’s okay. I’m glad I got to become friends with you. You know, saving you from that witch, way back when, was my best accomplishment, and I’m always going to be proud of it. That’s why, in the end, I’m glad I became a magical girl.” She looked up at the witch in the sky. “I really am.”

“Kaname-san…I…” Even now, she couldn’t blurt out those three small words… I love you…

“Goodbye, Homura. Take care.” She drew her bow, leapt into the air, and attacked the monster head-on.

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Madoka Movie Marathon Recap

Madoka Movie Marathon Recap

Because this is technically a blog, I’m going to take advantage of the fact I can post anything I damn well please and suddenly start making a blog post about real life.

My school’s anime club (after intense weeks of negotiations, AKA me whining a lot) held a movie marathon last night, playing all three Madoka Magica movies. It was a very fun time!

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[Madoka] Kuttsukibsohi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 7-1

[Madoka] Kuttsukibsohi x Madoka Magica – Chapter 7-1

Chapter 7-1


Before we go on with “Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica”, let’s stop for a moment and take a bit of a breather. We’re on Chapter 7 and yet the story has barely just begun? What? How long is this thing going to be? Well, dear reader, it will be as long as it wants to be. Will it be longer than the rest of The Madoka Series combined? I certainly hope not, because I have better things to be writing right now than this.

During this little breather, I think I’m going to give you a little backstory. Chapter 6 ended on a bit of a cliffhanger, didn’t it? Well, it’s gonna be a few chapters before we get back to Sheriff Kaname and the crew. Until then, let’s get some new stuff going, shall we?

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[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica Chapters 4-6

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica Chapters 4-6

Chapter 4


Asuka and El Guante stood by a pool table. It kind of looked grungy and dirty, but it was actually just in the recreation room of the Magical Girl HQ. Asuka never really liked going out and partying in… That was a lie. She loved going out and partying wherever she felt like.

Tonight, she felt like having a chilled hangout with her friend, the former villain of Mexico El Guante. They never really knew each other before Madoka’s frenzied attempts to capture him culminating in a very strange surprise birthday party, but once he turned to the side of truth, justice, and whatever magical girl stuff Sayaka always went on about, they became very well-acquainted.

Asuka lined up a shot. She had stripes, El Guante had solids. If she made this right, she would pocket the twelve ball, and push the six and seven balls out of the way of each other, so he couldn’t get them at once like he could at the moment. She stuck her tongue out, closed one eye, and let it rip. But she put too much english on the ball, and it hopped over the twelve, landing on the eight ball, and knocking that with enough power to send it flying off the table.

“This must be what Homestuck feels like,” Asuka said in anguish.

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[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim – Chapters 1 – 3

[Madoka] Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim – Chapters 1 – 3

Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim



Chapter 1

Madoka stared the bartender down, (magical) pistol aimed right at the woman’s chest. The bartender held no gun in return, but instead cleaned a wineglass with her dishrag and her flattest expression.

“You’re not going anywhere, Miss…” Madoka was trying to say something badass, but she forgot where she was going with it. “Miss… Bartender. You’re going down.”

The bartender did not respond, and instead set the now-clean wineglass down, picking up another one. Madoka scowled at her and tightened her grip on the (magical) pistol.

“Are you deaf?” Madoka asked. “If so, I’ll sign it out for you.” With her left hand, Madoka waved her hand around like she was swatting a gnat away. “You see? now step aside.”

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