This is definitely gonna be a week. Here at HCAD, a week is six days. It’s gonna be the six days from March twenty eighth to April second in the year two thousand sixteen, in fact.
Yesterday I got more text messages from family members before noon on a Sunday than I remember being possible. It’s like it was a holiday or something. I hope the people you care about are sending you love as well, and that if you don’t care about anyone that someone still cares about you. Like the student loan office. Or the guy who sells you whatever it is you can’t legally buy yourself (Kinder Eggs).
Since we care about you, we’re gonna give some stuff to you almost every day this week. Here it what it will probably look like in list form:
Thankfully, last week is over. Some highlights were that time I related a little bit too hard to a one dimensional character, the day nothing made sense but Donald Trump didn’t rule the world, and the time a man’s family fisherman heritage helped him survive.
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Hey-yo everyone. Home Clipart Animal Deer is not exactly smooth-sailing at the moment as you may have noticed last week from several gap days, but don’t worry; it’s like in the 2/3 point in a movie when everyone gets really upset with each other or the protagonist loses the trust of the other characters. It looks dire and bad and stuff, but the protagonist is just about to turn things around and deliver a motivational speech just before the setpiece finale.
Home Clipart Animal Deer will be that protagonist.
Home Clipart Animal Deer is here and it is now the new week. You will be receiving new posts that will contain content and many things in them that are known as words.
These words will be very interesting for many people to see because of the fact that many of these words will be associated with the holiday known as Christmas which is coming up on the day that is known as Friday. We will know about that in the future.
Uh yeah we’ve got a Scott Walker story… yeah… And some Star Wars things or whatever. It… It’s gonna be one heck of a ride, I guess. Hold on… hold on to your seat belt because this is about to get real bumpy… Continue reading “Welcome, I Guess” »
There’s a storm coming… The storm, of course, is the storm of a new week of HCAD Posts!
It’s Thanksgiving Week, which of course means you’ll be with your families, maybe, and maybe not have enough time to be reading our various stories and other things. But hopefully you’ll eschew any notions of the traditional Thanksgiving Week and decide to come eat turkey with us, metaphorically of course. The turkey is a metaphor for reading stories.
This week, we’ll be posting more stories as usual, and our Movie Club essay will be on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, as you could probably have guessed. So hit that subscribe button, or constantly refresh the site to give us more page views, and strap yourself in for Home Clipart Animal Deer: Week 12!
Hey, y’all. What’s up? How’ve you been? You hungry for some more HCAD? I bet you are. Well, this week is special because… well, it’s not really special. Everything is pretty ordinary, which means you can expect the usual constant stream of mediocre stories and random content that we spray all over the place every day of the week. I don’t even know what we’re writing about to be honest. Candidates keep dropping like flies before we can write stories about them, but we’ll keep writing about whoever is left until Hillary’s hit squads assassinate all of her opponents and give her an unobstructed path to ascension. Stay frosty.
Alright, guys. Buckle in. ‘cuz you’re in for another weeklong bumpy ride… ON THE HOME CLIPART ANIMAL DEER EXPERIENCE. We have stories about Donald Trump. We’ve got stories about the other guys who nobody but us gives a shit about. We have a joke script for Lethal Weapon 5 that I started writing before I knew about the It’s Always Sunny joke, I swear. We have… other miscellany????? Hooooooooooh, boy, this is gonna be good. Stick around, you won’t wanna miss a second.
Home Clipart Animal Deer’s got a new week coming to you, and we have a lot of good stuff planned. You’d be keen to keep pressing F5 repeatedly until our new stuff releases directly to you.
This week, we still have all our normal stuff, Cliparts, Presidential Stories, and the like, but we will also be introducing a new feature, which will be the HCAD Movie Club, posted each Friday. We’ll announce the movie at the beginning of the week, and you can watch it; it’ll usually be available on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime. Then we’ll talk about the movie, sometimes a review, sometimes other types of articles. You, dear reader, are encouraged to participate in the discussion each week as well.
This week’s movie is the 2014 movie Noah, which neither of us have yet seen.
Also, I (Thedude3445) will be going to Anime Weekend Atlanta starting this Friday. I will admit now that I am a huge weeaboo and there will surely be plenty of anime-related postings in the near future, including one this Sunday about a certain “secret project” of mine that I have been working on for the past few weeks. You’ll hear about it on, well, Sunday.
Welcome to Home Clipart Animal Deer, or HCAD if you like acronyms/hate stupid names. This is a site where we, we being Kenny “Kenye West” Herndon and Elly “Thedude3445” Baker, write things and then post things so you can read things. The content on the site includes flash fictions, short stories, serials, and as well as other miscellany that we happen to make along the way. We have several series planned; Election 2016, where we write a story about every single presidential candidate (yes, even you, Jim Gilmore), the titular clipart stories where we take a piece of (public domain) clipart and write a flash fiction using the file name as a premise/title, as well as several serials that are already planned or in the process of being written.
We will try our best to upload something for you every day, with an Election 2016 story every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a clipart story every Tuesday and Thursday, and serials/standalone stories being published on the weekends. We hope you enjoy!